Week 2 or “This is so Dumb”

Welcome back! Hope week two was all you had hoped for (for 4 of us it was). This will be a quick recap due to computer issues but what it lacks in content it’ll make up for in FFL goodness! Lots of injuries, bust and breakouts already in this dumb, dumb game. Let’s get to it…

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In what has been described as the absolute greatest game ever played, by at least one writer, DFUN went to Hello Kitty Stadium and Rodeo Ground. The Commish brought a loaded team and a secret weapon, a voodoo doll. Interesting? It started with Jaylen Daniel’s elbow moving in ways it shouldn’t. OUT. dJMoore, 1 rush for -0.1 then carted off. OUT. dicker the Kicker. 2 points, not OUT but the entire Chargers offense was. 2 backup RBs…OUT. And his final devious move, Puka questionable on Friday. And Saturday. Doubtful after the last game on Sunday night. Game time decision…OUT. No replacement. 0 points. But the Cats are not quitters. What was left of the roster came out determined to fight this one till the last second ticked off the clock. And they did. Monday night Kyren Williams took the lead for Denton’s favorite team and the Cats walked (some carted) off the field in victory! Was this the greatest example of ferocity and determination or the worst coaching job (DFUN) of the 14 years of this league. You can decide for yourself. Cats 103 DFUN 99.

LO v BD. One has stood tall so far this season even though, legally in California, she needs a car seat. And the Californian who doesn’t need a car seat has struggled. Is this a get-right week for Diesel? No it isn’t. 153-126. Dak and Mahomie battled, JCook ran all over Saquon, but CMC doubled up Jeanty. Diggs beat Pickens and Kelce crawled out of his motorized all-terrain wheelchair and scored 25 to Loveland (bust?) 1. But when it came down to go time, JJEFF snagged 8 pts and JSN (last year breakout star) went for 42. Game over. The tiny assassin struck again and BD goes back to the drawing board. At least he doesn’t need a car seat though, he’s got that going for him…

Pigg hosted the Capt on the frozen tundra of Virginia in the Virginia is for ❤️ Coliseum. The weather was brutal, almost as brutal as the TBIACs squad played. 132-117, Pigg squealed all the way home with this easy W. Stafford and Gibbs were all he needed while the Capt threw in the tablet after Drake Mayes 8 point disappointment and ETNs lack of usage. Bounce back week upcoming for the current Champ while Pigg will try to keep momentum on his side.

And in the nightcap, two storied teams fought for their FFL lives (as much as you can in week 2). What has been described as the absolute greatest game ever played, at least by the one, and the same writer, as earlier. The fireworks flew and the points climbed! For the NASA scientist, Josh Allen ran wild. 40 points. Ceedee 35, DSmith 27 and her third round pick in the draft, the number 17 ADP TE, Ferguson 20!! Nizzle, who came out firing on all cylinders (and talking trash about domination) , didn’t let that shake him and his veteran squad drafted by a team of professional fantasy analysts. JT 29 (while healthy) Olave (while healthy) 22, ASB ( always healthy) 35. This was a game for the ages! It came down to, as it usually does, to the special teams. Nizz kicked 7 and the Philly D tackled 6 more and the lead. Reba calculated every move, player and weather pattern. And still chose TB D. Only 6 points and still trailing. But, the secret weapon, the highest drafted K in the history of ALLLLLL fantasy football, Aubrey stepped up to the tee. 24 points. Victory. Final score 180-172. You have to love a game where 103 wins and 172 loses…. so Dumb.