We all have THAT player, mine is all 6 TE’s I’ve played. Great in the room, terrible on the field. Correction, all of us except for Nizz and TBIAC. But we push on, make moves and pray to Shiva to bring us out of fantasy hell. While the Dallas duo just puts their feet up on their giant mahogany desks and smokes the Red Auerbach victory cigar. But very week in FFL is a new week and a new chance. Let’s see what happened!

Well, I guess we have to talk about it. Some said it was impossible, others agreed. But, it has happened. Noooo, not AintReba losing 10 in a row. It’s Team Pigg with back to back wins. I went back and checked and it’s looks legit. 2 wins in a row! Big Diesel was more of a Tesla this week, only scoring 111. But Skattebo hammered and backflipped to 31pts and a 3 point victory for Pigg. Let’s see if Trey can keep the streak going!

153-93. Has Reba hit triple digits this year since Lamar went down and KingHenry has been dethroned ? And what a waste of a 153 point game😂😂😂

DFUN taking on Nizzle. Since the Commish refuses to trade, his depleted team goes down easily to Nizz, 151-106. Also, DFUN lost because Nizzle scored 153 freaking points, which may be his season average.

LO went to Highland Park to take on the FFL behemoth TBIAC. with those tiny fists flailing, smashing the Capt right in the shins, LO posted a 134 hard earned points. Good enough to win on any given Sunday. Except this Sunday. TBIAC continues to roll along, crushing his opponents and the hopes of all, except Nizzle. 173 points scored. Wow. Nothing left to say except bad luck for LO and good luck to the next victim of the Capt.

Soooooo, no change. Nizz and TBIAC win, the rest of us flounder about. Maybe next week, maybe. Week 7 has lots of byes and always lots of injuries. Check your roster and make sure to have a kicker (spoiler). And someone please check on AintReba, like a FFL welfare check. DFUN said, “I’ve never seen a worse team than hers, even some of Steph’s teams weren’t this bad”. Tough words from the Commish. He also mentioned some kinda investigation in 2 certain teams for nefarious doings. You can guess who…

The Big Boys. We have noticed a trend lately. 2 Big City Bullies have been running roughshod over our league. The show up to one draft, eat all the food, draft perfect teams then sit in the fancy houses in their fancy neighborhoods and gorge on inferior fantasy squads. Nizzle and TBIAC have definitely pushed the rest from the trough, for now. FFL is a long season, many twists and turns. But through 5 games…. It’s been Pigg Suuuuueeeyyyy!

Let’s get to it…

Well, I guess we have to talk about it. The Basement Bowl. We were all planning on seeing this in week 18 for the right to house the Sacko in their home for a full year (or multiple years for these two😂). Trey came out on fire and Reba gave up immediately only scoring 91, which is better than her previous 75. But a loss is a loss and Pigg takes home the victory on the first of many meetings between these two mediocre teams.

DFUN tried to end his losing streak, mostly from missing half his team to injuries and yet STILL denying all trade efforts and sticking with his beleaguered team. Unfortunately he ran into the buzz saw named TBIAC. 158-124. Valiant effort, but the Capt, and Nizzle (more to come) seem invincible right now.

Big D visiting LO in the Danny Devito (short joke) Stadium. Both teams have had some ups and downs this season. But this one came down to the Def/ST. Diesel got 17 from the SF K Pineiro and 5 from, you guessed it, the SF Def. Steph countered with 5 from Elliot and a -4 from the vaunted SEA D. Game over 137-112.

In the game of the week the Cats hosted the agrarian football guru Nizzle. Tight game all Sunday. JTaylor 31, Egbuka 31. Amon 18, JSN 27. Cats go into MNF with an 11 point lead and only Kelce left to play. What could go wrong for the kittens? 4 catches for 25 yards by Kelce. Cats WIN! Nope. One of those was a TD. Kelce hits 11.3 points Cats lose (no one cares but Kelce ended the night with 7 for 51 and a TD. It’s called artistic license). Nizzle escapes 139-131 in one of his worst weeks (tough problem to have).

If anyone in the list below was on your team, congrats. You probably won. And if you had one or more on the second list, you definitely lost. If you have been paying attention, both lists change every week as do many of the players. It’s FFL, it’s unpredictable. How many players have you picked up as the hot waiver wire just to dump them the next week? How many draftees have you released just to watch them blow up? But after MNF we mourn our losses, celebrate our victories and thank the Gods of fake football we have the league we have. Enough of the sweet stuff, Pitter Patter lets get to week 4 recap!

The picture says it all. 75 points will get you a L and it did for lil AintReba. She has been real quite lately, maybe a welfare check is needed. Big Disel 124 and the W.

In another TBIAC drive by, the Cats were caught in the crossfire. 170-129. While 129 will usually get you a win, unlike 75, this one was never close. The Capt has come out on fire this season, we all need to hope he cools off. And some more sweet, Bryan the governor of TBIAC is also a new dad!!! Congrats on both your wins!

After breaking his undefeated streak, the former Champ (still doesn’t sound right), has gotten back to normal. This week losing 154 to 124. Same thought as above, but lil Steph went off like a tiny cyclone and that is hard to stop. DFUN is quickly falling behind in the arms race, but still leads the league in denying trade offers😂. LO is fighting to stay on the top 4.

Pigg was slayed on Week 4 by the Nizz this week 165-116, to keep him on the bottom of the dumpster fire of rankings, right next to AintReba. The Nizzle versus TBIAC showdown has been flexed to prime time as the two have absolutely dominated this season. God help us all.

Week 4 in the books. We know who’s on top, and bottom, leaving the rest to struggle in the middle. Time to make some changes, beware of the dreaded bye weeks, injuries and busts. Next week anything can happen (except AintReba winning). Just playing🤣 but not really