Week 3 is over. Wins, losses, sadness, joy…. The usual. As Shoresy said, run em up, aka outscored your opponent. Or fill em in, hockey talk for bringing the lumber. Some of our teams did one, the other or received one or the other. Overall a great week of fake football! More injuries, busts, waiver wire hero’s and more foosball to come. Enjoy the week 3 recap. Let’s get to it!


DFUN v Ceiling Cats
In this battle of old school foes, DFUN was projected to win and with the Cats QB and TE play (abysmal) so far this year, no one was surprised. Baker crushed Dak (WTF was the Cats coach thinking??) and Bucky trounced draft bust Chase Brown. Kyren and Bijan were even so the Cats were only down big. Then Ceedee hurt an ankle and we all held our breath, some fearing an injury, one FFL owner praying it was! It was! Cedee finished with a zero giving the Cats a glimmer of hope! So it’s close ballgame going into the 4th quarter. Malik versus JSN. Remember last week? Malik had 30 points and multiple TDs? Well…Russ was horrible and eventually benched. Malik grabbed 3 points worth of terrible passes, just 3. JSN finished of the Commish with 20 and the Cats defeat the oligarch and put an end to his win streak. Fill em in worked this week. Final 126-104

TBIAC v Pigg
As seen below (we have adjusted Def points) when your D scores 44 fn points, it’s over. Who cares what everyone else did! TBIAC definitely ran em up this week.

Nizz hosts Big D at the FarmersOnly.com field and agricultural center
Looked like a great game on paper. Then JTaylor rumbled for 32 and it was downhill from there for Big Diesel, who’s looking like this years best loser (every year has one, but it’s still early for the Cali-Kid). Add a 21 from the Nizzle K and 24 from TB Def and, yup, Diesel got run up. So far in this short season, Nizzle has run wild with an unstoppable Offense and a stout D. We can only hope some bad decisions will be made soon😂! Final score 151-120

Our first Catfight of the season Reba visits the Lilliputian Land of LO

This was the BEST game of the week, coming down to the MNF game. Both Little Women could win, or lose. For LO- JLove was bad in an even worse loss to CLE. JJacobs was fine with 12 and Philly realized AJBrown played for them and actually threw him the ball, 22. Puka did what Puka do, 22. And GB D, with Micah, 14. AintReba countered with Pollards 13, MEvans 13 and bad hammy, DSmith (forgot he was in the league) 20. Dicker the Kicker booted 12 and the Philly D 18. Tight game, lots of tiny fists being throw, but luckily their arms were too short to really connect. So here comes MNF… LO has the lead and JGibbs. Reba down, but has her dynamic duo,Lamar and KingHenry. Gibbs goes off for 26 and the lead. Henry fumbles away AintReba’s chances. Ooorrrrr did he? Well… he did. But Dan Campbell and his giant juevos went for it, as usual, and with the game all coming down to Detroit running out the clock, DMonty broke off huge run and instead off falling down to run clock, he scored! DET is is winning the game! But LO only has a small lead and Lamar has 1:49 left. Ball game. Lamar moves it down the field but doesn’t score. DET beats the Ravens, but who freaking cares. We are FFLers. LO loses 127-133 because DMonty scored and neither team had him rostered. Crazy ending, great game!! Words not usually associated with an AintReba contest🤣😂.

Week 4 is coming up fast! As usual, make the moves, make the trade, pray to the FFL Gods. And always remember, if you can’t run em up, fill em in. Wise words. Until next week,….