Some eloquent words that ABSOLUTELY do not apply to any team in This is Serious Business! AintReba bought a full page ad in the Denton Record Chronicle posting her undefeatedness. Nizz fired another coach. DFUN has been heard talking about the playoffs. The Cats blame the FFL gods. LO blames herself and bad luck, as she should. Diesel got a tattoo of his roster on his entire back. TBIAC quietly high fived someone after a win. And Pigg, he went hunting, imagining each tiny baby deer was a FFL victory to bag. But, that is what we are. Devious, colluding, competitive governors of the football fantasy battleground. This is why TISB is the best league in the world! Or at least Texas….maybe North Texas. Probably the best in Denton? Maybe…..Lets rolllllll that beautiful bean footage…
153-63. The FanTrax #1 draft class has fallen short once again. That and TBIAC is on an absolute heater. That’s about all I got on this brutal beatdown.
This game was over at halftime! A revenge game for the Cats against the hated Dallas socialite. And the Cats were ready! Dobbins 24, Bijan 21, Kuuuuuuuup 21, and Garrett Wilson 30. Nizz fought back, weakly, with 4 from Chubb, 2 from the flash-in-a-pan Pitts, and 3 from the overrated rookie Harrison Jr. it was 124-63 with only DST left. Could Nizz shock the world?? No. 25-23 from the Def and K. Cats scratch out a much needed win while Nizz fired another coach (how many more coaches are there?)
In the game of the week, two playoff contenders and hated rivals faced off in Brown Town stadium in the heart of Lewisville. Both needing a win, neither able to absorb a loss, these two warriors went at each other from the opening kickoff! DFUN sent out Achane 32, JJeff 21, Amon 18, Kelce 22 and Nabers, despite Danny Dimes throwing the ball, 14. Big Diesel counterpunched with Walkers 13, Treek 16, Zay Flowers(?) 29, Devontae 22 and Mahomie finally scoring points with 24. This one came down to the DST as we’ve seen so many times this season. The Commish kicked 4 from Lutz and BD followed with 7. Then Diesel put out the Bal D and tackled 12 points. So it’s down to the LAC D to win or lose this epic battle. 24 huuuuuuuuge points later, the Commish was carried off the field in celebration while Big D sat slumped on the sidelines, sobbing and looking for property back in California where the government runs the FFL and allows only ties so no one’s feelings get hurt. FFL in Texas is brutal, like this loss.
Annnnnd in the Catfight of the week, AintReba hosted LO at the Broken Spoke Stadium. 125-106 final. Reba continues on her historic run. LO does what she does. Wins some, losses some. Good game from our tiny little ballers, and the absolute #1 meme of the week!!
Week 9 is complete. Painful losses, Big D, easy wins, TBIAC, and someone is still unlossed. Just a few weeks to make that push for playoff seating or to prepare for the gauntlet that is the Sacko Bowl. Three games, end of the season, players sitting out, players hurt, nothing to trade, nothing on waivers, it’s why it’s the most difficult trophy in the FFL to take home (unless your AintReba, then the Sacko just follows you home at the end of EVERY season. Do you want to go through that, or make the winners bracket? We will see who wants it , and who will go get it!!!
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