There is a reason why the saying evolved. Bears are big and mean, and smell bad. So does AintReba. But she is small and angry and dangerous like a honey badger, but 2 animals is 1 too many, so back to”Bear” If you poke them, they might just beat you by 30 points every week. AintReba has been poked. 9 years of being in the basement, loss after loss, humiliation, sadness and stories of when she won a league of idiots years ago. Through 4 games this season she looks unbeatable. Dipping her paw in the honeypot of TISB, taking her spoils and walking away. Will anyone stop this monster? Or will she continue wreaking havoc upon all of FFL? Every week is a new week here in the fantasy of football, so we can always hope. But we definitely poked the bear….
157-96. Team Pigg was heard squealing all the way back to Yankee land. Just another brutal dismemberment of an FFL team. DHenry 35, Lamar 23, Diggs 18, Kittle 18 and on and on and on. Pigg tried Bear spray, but he got it on Temu (stupid foreign crooks), and things did not go well obviously. Josh Allen floundered with 7, Coop managed 7 and the Philly D, like the Philly team, sucked. Another week of dominance and rage and bad hygiene from the league leader AintReba.( stillhard to write, but your professional FFL beat writer is getting used to it (unfortunately). Maybe next week…
After being mauled by AintReba in week 3, TBIAC continued his comeback story, crushing the poor Cats 145-90. Daniel’s outscored Murray 22-9, Evans 23 more than Rice (who was taken out by his QB Mahomie in some weird, evil TSift power move). Olave 16 to 7 over Wilson and Gibbs 19-7 on Etienne. Terrible week for the Cats, and a powerful Bear repelling week for the Capt. TBIAC is firmly in second place, plotting and planning for that damn Bear. The Cats are roster churning, trying to stay FFL relevant.
DrafKings picked this game as the underdog pick of the week. LO 0-3, and a victim of the Bear in week 2, 157-74 (74, yes, she played a full team, no injuries, nothing but 74 points). But this is a new week and a new opponent. Big D coasted into the stadium, confident, brazen and to be quite frank, real assholery (real word). The little one fought her tiny heart out though. Hurts, still dissapointing, tossed 16, which was better than Mahomie (who mangled his #1 WR in a weird, evil, TSwift power move) 13. AJones run led for 17 while Breece continues his road to FFL bust, with 3. London caught 12, Worthy, the UT speedster, 16. But the cocky, Kid Rock like Big D rostered Nico Collin’s and all 33 of his points. 22 from Hubbard(still the second hardest phrase to write (obviously and previously noted, AintReba in first). And just to humiliate LO, Diesel picked her and bowled her down a very convenient and well located, bowling alley. (Short person joke if you’r not keeping up with this drivel). Then he unleashed the Niners D (shockingly BD has a SF player😂) and 34 big ones. Game over 141-120. LO continues un-winned and Diesel was seen leaving on the late night flight to NYC to check on PDiddy.
Side note- LO, you made Dawson cry. Damnit! Dawson is a good guy, whish he’d get back with Joey though.
And in the only close, competitive game of the week, DFUN drove to upper East side of Highland Park to meet Nizzle at the Sam Bankman- Friedman Family Trust Park for a week 4 showdown! These two team Governors HATE each other and it shows on the gridiron. (Someone might have lost 30k in some section -8 housing scam, but that’s just rumor, directly from the mouth of TBIAC , but still just a rumor). Nizzle fired first with 26 from Love, 22 caught by Lamb, 20 run for by KWill and 15 from the vaunted BAL D. The Commish shot back with 23 by Nabers, 40 combined from JJeff and Amon. But Montgomery, for DET, kept stealing touches from JGibbs ( may have him in another league, just saying) and rumbled and stumbled and c-blocked JGibbs for 15. Fun game to watch, except DFUN came out on top, 133-125. It doesn’t happen often, but the Commish is at .500 at 2-2 for the first time since 2007. Maybe, but not real sure. We’ve had budget cuts here at FFL HQ sooooo no more assistants or unpaid interns (that wasn’t budget related, more inappropriate actions related). And with no one to research, let’s just say it was 2007 and move on….
With AintReba on top and the DFUN not mathematically eliminated already, this journalist thinks this season has gone full on wonky. As noted above, things aren’t right. Tom Brady in the booth, third-leg Greg doing B games (look up the nickname if you haven’t already😂), Raaaaaaawwwwdddgggggeeerrrrs sucks, DHenry is still the King, all the LAR WRs are injured (ok, that’s not really surprising), and AintReba in first (already said that, I know, it’s just so crazy). So, check this out…
Sooooo, we have finished week 4 in TBIAC and some things are trending. The Cats are struggling, but thank God Pigg is in the league. AintReba, nuff said. LO, nada Ws. BD, Nizz fighting for first-playoff loser. TBIAC looking good early on. Will this continue? NASA looked at the data and calculated that….. we were a stupid FFL league and they would not look at our data. But, we can all assume that the numbers would say AintReba is the Bear. DONT POKE THE BEAR!
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