Week 2 or… “Are you hurt or are you injured?”-Shoresy

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Wow what a week. Wins and losses and losses and losses, and surprises! Kupp, CMC, Deebo, Tua, Puka etc all out or D or IR. Did you draft for this massive loss of talent? Are you savvy enough to pick up the next Gamechanger? Did you know anyone got injured? It’s a fair question😂. Did you know Henry, Gesicki and Ching Okonkwo were top 10 TEs? How about Dobbins, Mason and Stevenson as top 4 RBs. WR is a little easier- Collin’s, Godwin, JWilliams and Nabers are your leaders. Not exactly how the draft went but that is how FFL go! Lots of curveballs this week but the strong will survive (AintReba), and the weak will play for the ultimate trophy in all of make believe sports…”The Sacko!!!!! (Early prediction is Nizzle fighting for back-to-back last place finishes vs ). Sorry, the polls say it’s just Nizzle. No one else in the early results. Ok let’s get to the Week 2 recap in THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS (crowd roars)!!!!


Week 2 saw DFUN bounce back from the horrific loss in game one (to the Cats) by crushing the 49er loving Big Diesel 146-121. Achane and Breece canceled out each other, neither Dak or Mahomey were any good, Adams and JJeff were equal but Aiyuk (guess who drafted a 49er) was outscored by Amon 22-8. BD will fall to 1-1 while DFUN wins his last game of the season.


Upset of the week, Cats drive to Highland Park to play in Jerry Jones private backyard football stadium. It only seats 29,000 fans so we apologize to anyone not able to get tickets. Vegas spread was Cats-19, and Kyler came out swinging with 28 followed by Conor at 19, Rashee 18 and Bijon 16. But Kupp only had 7, an injury and an unknown future. Awesome. Nizzle saw the opening and skittered through, getting past terrible QB play and watching Harrison Jr blow it up! CeDe 19 and a 13 point swing at K/DEF was enough to send the Cats slinking back to the Suburban dumpster fire in which they dwell.

In our first Cat Fight of the year, these two strong, proud brave females assigned at birth went at it! It didn’t take long. 157-96. Everyone AintReba played went off like Karen on the Kohls manager over a mislabeled scarf. Cook 28, Metcalf 28, Kittle 20 and the Boys DEF 0 (🤣). Poor Laces Out swung her tiny fists of fury, but to no FFL avail. Chase continues to disappoint with 7, AJones 9 and Waddle 8 ( most likely since Tua got concussed). AintReba takes home the single red rose and the #1 spot overall (after only 2 games).

And in the nightcap… TBIAC played (wrong word) destroyed Pigg 157-74. Just a brutal day for our Yankee friend. Josh Allen only 9, Coleman 0, Coop 4, you see where this is going. On TBIAC, Saquon 17, Gibbs 17, McBride 18 and the resurgent Kamara 44 big ones! And just to rub dirt in this Hatfield & McCoy type feud, Fairbairn kicks for 20 and 12 from the CLE D. Bad day for Pigg, dominate W for the undefeated TBIAC.

Week 2 is in the books! 2 teams are unbeaten, 4 are halfsies and 2 are un-winned. It’s a long season with more injuries and breakouts and disappointments (Cowboys) to come. Strap in and get ready for the ride!!

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