It’s that magical, sad time of the year. Christmas brings family and friends together for a day while FFL brings family and friends together for months. Both will be gone soon. There will be happy memories from both, and bad ones (LGB passing out at the table from too much eggnog, BD destroying his tv while watching the Niners, Nizzle02 dressing up as Ebenezer Scrooge, again). But memories have been made, stories to be told and overall, fun had by all, mostly. Thanks for fighting and clawing and cheating all season long… we have a good group of team owners. Let’s get to week 16 in “This is Serious Business”!
AintReba hosted LO for the third installment of “Catfight”. LO, after a strange and disappointing week 15 was looking for revenge over Nashvilles favorite singer/songwriter, one to escape the Sacko Bowl and second, revenge for stealing her RB in the mirror world debacle that caused LO to lose to the resurgent (on the last week of the season) Cats. Soooo, a lot at stake, tempers we’re high and the claws were out! 132-72. Terrible game. AintReba, despite looking all season as if she could not bear to lose her trophy, came out swinging her tiny little fists and connected with an early haymaker. Josh Allen 20, DSmith 23, Higbee (?) 21 and Lenny rumbled for 16. LO countered feebly with Patterson 3, Z Jones, 1 and Herbert 5. Game over, AintReba is out of contention. LO looks towards next week in her final opportunity to not add her name, again, to the most beautiful trophy in all FFL sports.
This will be remembered for decades as the worst championship game ever. 91-70. The #1 seed and #1 scorer got 70 freaking points. The winner, LGB, would have lost every other game played this week. Terrible.
Will Pigg rebound in his first playoff appearance? Will Vita-Mites take home the bronze in his first season and first playoff appearance? Cousins battled Minshew, Mixon versus Saquon, Sanders ran with Cook. JJeff caught balls against Godwin. DST went completely to VM with 23 total and Pigg only 13. But, Gerald Everet (?) took home a big fat ZERO and Dawson Knox had 38yds and a TD for 9. That was the difference, a freaking TE!!! A reminder that every play, every player can be the difference between wining and losing. Pigg takes 3rd place and a cash prize, VM falls to fourth and gets a coupon for a walking tour of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, reality star’s only. Sooo, that should be fun.
In the Lock of the Week, TBIAC draws the easy out that is known as DFUN. Predicted to win by 13, the Greenville Avenue Gangsta strolled into Denton ready for revenge. He did not get it. DFUN exploded for 126 points even with his RB Drake scoring 0. TBIAC had a good game from Goff and KingHenry and that is it. Shocker!! DFUN leaves the Sacko Bowl and TBIAC has one week to prepare his team for the angry little owner LO. Whatever happens next week, it’ll be more exciting than our so called championship game🤣
So, we are down to two team, vying for the title of Sacko Bowl Champion (actually the loser, but winner in that they get the trophy, the painting which will be displayed prominently in their house for an entire year and their named engraved for all history to remember). Good Luck and Godspeed to both.
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