Week 14 or “They don’t score, they don’t fight, they float- Shoresy…. They don’t love to win?- Nat… They don’t hate to lose- Shoresy”

They don’t hate to lose.

In a game that didn’t matter, this game proved to matter less than that. Nizzle02 107-79 over DFUN. Niz goes into the playoffs in the dreaded #1 seed with the most points scored. Dreaded. Yes. No #1 #1 has ever won the tournament. Is this the year? Will DFUN take home the Sacko? Is this his year? We will find out!

LO breaks her second half of the season slide with a big win over the sad Cats 111-98. But still goes back home, aka, the Sacko Bowl where she will meet the Cats again in week one of the Losers bracket. Easy win again? Or revenge game for the all time wins leader Cats? Who will float and who will “fill em in”. The Sacko will sort it out next week.

Pigg, high on playoff fever, got a wake up call from our Sacko Queen, AintReba 104-101. Pigg stays in the Winners bracket but lost precious seeding while Reba will have a bye week as punishment for being on the bottom, as usual.

The new guy, Vina-Mites, laying on a chaise lounger under his coastal cabana drinking a nice Rose from Napa slid into the Playoffs knocking off early season favorite TBIAC, 88-72. With both teams fighting for a spot on the Winners side, they both just floated in to week 14 and the final score reflects that.

The current Champ (contested) LGB took on Big Diesel looking to solidify the #2 spot while BD was fighting to get into the tourney. It was a real Dawg fight till the end, but LGB got the W and the playoff spot will Diesel gets sent down to relegation hell.

Sooooo, the regular season is over. Playoffs and the Sacko Bowl are upon us. 4 teams in, 6 fighting to not take home the most famous trophy in FFL history (and the worst painting in the world, dogs playing poker on black velvet). Let’s all thank the Commish for fighting through our platform change, our dumb questions and for screwing up the last week with some alternate version of our league (if you don’t know don’t worry about it, we persevered🤣). If you haven’t paid, please do (not sure I have, was planning on winning it all as usual 😩)

The winners bracket will be Nizz v Pigg and LGB v VM in week one. In the Sacko Bowl, DFUN and AintReba will take a bye week while Laces Out hosts the Ceiling Cats and TBIAC welcomes Big Diesel. Don’t forget the Saturday games, get your team ready and start hating to lose! This is Serious Business 2022!

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