Week 12 or “Hey Dude, if you’re into playing it close, that’s cool. But we’re talkin major malfunction here” -Truman Sparks

Week 12 is over (to be truthful week 13 just finished, but we will save that for later). As previously written erroneously, the bye weeks were not over (fuck me) but are now (maybe?). 7 teams have a real chance at the 4 spots in Valhalla (plus the darkest horse team #8 Cats). Pigg is on a heater, LO is ice cold and LGB and TBIAC are holding strong, but not dominate. Scoring is tight for those teams looking at a tie situation soooo bring out your best. The Commish finally figured out the playoff bracket so we won’t be doing it on a napkin like last year (😁). Let’s get to week 12 in “This is Serious Business”…

As the picture shows…. Pigg 114 LO 94. In a near MUST win for both, Pigg steamrolled into the victory behind MSanders 28 and JJeff’s 20. The petite pugilist punched back with her tiny fists of fury behind Herbert’s 26 (finally) Locketts 12 and Ekeler’s 14. But, this week it wasn’t near enough. Our Northern Yankee team owner is making a furious run for his first Winners Bracket while LO is beginning her yearly losing streak, fighting her way back to the Sacko Bowl that she knows so well.

TBIAC 111 Big Diesel 100 in a well played game from two teams trying to reach the promised land. The Capt had Lamar run/pass for 21, Chubb rumble for 18 and KingHenry 11. BD had Mahomey tossed only 18, Pacheco (?) 14 and Thielin (?) 12. Special teams were huge again with Diesel getting 19 and 13 from the Niners and Sanders, but that just made the game closer, not close. Big win, painful loss.

AintReba loses a close one to her archnemesis LGB 86-83. Josh Allen 29 but Fournette 0. KC Def 19 but Lutz K 0 for the Nashville SuperStar. LGB countered with 14 from Dak, Walker III 15 and Tee Hig 17. Not sure how this dumpster fire of a game was soooo close and yet even more boring, but it was. We are all FFL dumber for having watched it.

130-76 Nizzle02 stays on a heater. 11 in a row if you’re counting at home. Yes, he did sell his soul to the Devil, and knowing Nizz, he came out on top of the deal. Kyler tossed 25 and Jacobs (mind blowing) 42. More than enough to defeat the CeilingKittens…..again.

112-74 Vina-Mites easily sends DFUN down to Davey Jones’ Locker (nautical humor). Hurts 29 DHop 14 and Amon St Brown 18 was just too much for DFUN’s 0.2 from Drake, 5.3 McLaurin and Raaaaaawwwwwdddddjjjjaaaaass 9.5. VM stays in contention for the winners Bracket, the Commish stays in contention for the Sacko, as usual.

Week 12 is over, there is 2 games difference between 6 teams all trying to win. Last place looks like an even more fierce battle between DFUN and AintReba. Neither looks like they are giving this loss up without a fight (?) or win (?) They both suck (!) Either way, these next few weeks will be stressful and painful and exhilarating. It’s all we can ask for to have such a competitive group body slamming each other every week. Great job, keep it up and let’s go FFL’ing…

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