Well, it’s definitely 2020. The ‘Boys finally get rid of carrot-top then fall apart. They need some IamBetter style roster churning! DFUN has matched his 2017, 2018 and 2019 combined win total already with 6 W’s. New Tanner is still being punished by the FFL gods (which isn’t that different from the norm). Grider’s deal with Satan appears to be for more than half a season, which doesn’t bode well for the rest of us. Cats are hovering around .500. Unbelievable I know😂. They will need to start a hot streak if they want to make the Winners Bracket for the 24th year in a row. And just when you think things couldn’t get weirder, DSVP shows up to declare his last loss will be his last. Then proceeds to lose 3 in a row. Thank you Todd, we all need a little normalcy in these uncertain times and nothing says that better than your annual free-fall into the Sacko Bowl. You are appreciated.
TBIAC won a clunker 84-50. Terrible game.
Diesel slid past Pigg, who was out hunting the entire game. Mahomie tossed 36 and Gronk got another TD, but no one broke double digits. Rrrrraaaaaaawwwwdddddjjjjjjaaaaassss 21, DHenrt only rumbled for 17, Keenan Allen was healthy long enough to grab 12 and Succup kicked in 15. Bad news for BD, the 49ers are on their 7 RB and 4th QB. Sorry
Biz has set a new “This is Serious Business” league record. Bad news is it’s for the lowest point total in history. 25 points. Led by his QB and team captain, Wentz, threw for 7 points to lead the team. Bell and White both stumbled for 3 each. Elliot, kicker out scored the Den D by 1, by scoring 1. New Tanner finally got a gift wrapped W. Well deserved. Final 80-25
On the opposite side of the gift wrapped W was Grider v IamB. The loser would have beaten every other team in the league this week handily. But sometimes the FFL gods are cruel, as we all know. @aintReba got 23 from Adams, but Griders Metcalf caught 28. KC D scored 10, Philly (against the ‘Boys) 21. DDallas ran for 17 but Dalvin Cook exploded for 46. Great game for both, unfortunately for us all, Grider takes the victory 138-112.
And in the finale, two teams we are all used to seeing slap fighting it out in the Sacko Bowl, DFUN takes on DSVP. 81-71 the Commish takes his 6th win of the year, while DSVP falls for the 3rd game in a row. Brady 19, Gurley-man 10, Krupp 11 and Pitt Def 13 (over/under for this defense in week 9 versus the ‘Boys is set at 124. I’m betting over). Tyreek Hill (still not in jail somehow) 21, 15 from the Indy D and 15 from Kamara (shockingly not on IR yet) just wasn’t enough to beat a extremely mediocre DFUN squad. The next time these two teams meet the stakes will be much higher. Sacko Bowl Championship. Calling it now.
Sooooo, off to week 9, if we survive Election Day (week, month, year?). Grider and DFUN on top of the two divisions, Pigg and Biz on the bottom. There’s still time to make a move, trade a player, fire your GM (DSVP). Let’s go play some fake football!!!!
Editors side note- we apologize for this extremely DSVP centered blog post. We are all in the league together and all of our failures should be written about. But it’s sooooooo much fun to dog-pile Todd. It just is.
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