Week 15 SHOCKER!!! DSVP loses to the “former” champ TBIAC 122-87. Shocking part was how close this one was. DSVP goes to the Sacko Bowl and Glass escapes the horrible shame and name-calling of playing in the loser championship game.
Familllllllyyyyy Fuuueeeedddd part 3. DFUN v Pigg. Loser goes to Sacko, winner moves on to mediocrity. And the winner is………. DFUN! They defeat the terrible northern aggressor and move on. Oooppppss, Steve Harvey does it again. PIGG is the winner and DFUN falls into the 7th level of Sacko-hell!
If you remember DFUN was 4-0. Just sayin.
In the second Faaammmiillllyyy Fuuueeeddd, Cats win 128-58. Boring. ESPN picked TSMYTD’S to win by 6. This is unsettling (see below)
In the one good game of the week, LO, the first timer took on the savvy vet and reigning champ GRID. It was up and down, hit or miss, a real nail-biter. In the end Sam Bradford and his horrible band of monkey-fucker Eagles gave up 14 pts to the Cards D and ended LO’s run for the crown. Unfortunately for the rest of us, GRID is back in the big game. Let’s pray for injuries or suspensions, or a steamroller. Something, anything, to stop the horrible GRID demolition team from keeping the “Lucky Bastard” in his 23,000sqf mansion next to Jerry Jones’ modest shack!
The 2 games that matter. Sacko-Bowl 2015! DFUN v DSVP. I think we all knew how this would end, didn’t we? DFUN is the projected winner 100-81 (see above disclaimer on ESPN projections).
“the Lucky Bastard”- Cats v Grid. Side note- trophy is named after the Cats first championship when all the doubters called the masterfully coached team “lucky” and the owner, Hallie, “bastard”. This is 100% true. Maybe. I’m not real sure, but it’s great bulletin board fodder for the Cats. Grid has been laying low over the last week. Occasionally sending sweet texts wishing the Cats luck. Obviously his highly paid team of experts have decided on a non-confrontational approach. Cats are dealing with 2 broken WRs, a QB position that hasn’t been filled and a coin toss on the 3rd RB. Grid’s team is going full bore down the tracks of victory. He has no reason to lose. I’m predicting a 124-65 win for the “champ”.
This just in…. ODB is a punk and is suspended. Stewart is being held out because his team is undefeated and they don’t need him. A successful waiver wire run (since NO ONE else even tried) put super talented players in those empty spots and the experts agree, Grid will win. ESPN on the other hand, has it Cats107-96. Again, see above disclaimer. Who will “tinker, tinker, tinker away to neverwin land”? We shall see.
Don’t forget, the “Lucky Bastard” winner names the Sacko Winner’s team next year! (I’ve already been working on names…..)
This is Serious Business FFL 