week 11-12
Shockingly this FFL season is quickly coming to an end. Some are fighting to get into the winners bracket for a chance at the “Lucky Bastard” and some are just being losers (you know who you are). Just Kidding, according to my math, after week 12, everyone still has a chance. (I doubt this is true, DSVP sucks, and DFUN will find a way to blow it again, and my math skills are HIGHLY questionable). More on playoff predictions later….
DFUN takes out TBIAC 101-96. This looks like the first year TBIAC will be the favorite in the playoffs. In the losers bracket. DFUN is still fighting back from their EPIC mid-season collapse.
GRID crushes DSVP 135-49. 49? Every position filled?. No injuries? 49 pts? WTF??
PIGG 91-65 over the slumping LO. Without her “black stallion” LO has been struggling. PIGG, who has scored in the 40’s twice this year, is still viable in the dumpster-fire of the WEST division. LO is fighting for the fourth spot in the winners bracket with a chance to move up, or fall completely out.
CATS allowed TSMYTDS to win 65-51. This was completelya strategic move by the Cats head coach/waiver wire genius/GM of the year. The masses will understand when the Cats master plan is revealed. Or it was just a really bad week?
Week 12-
TBIAC fighting to make the playoffs…. Have to win….Must win game…..Loss to Cats 110-88 despite being a 8.5pt fav. Great pickups by the Cats (see above awards/titles/declarations) Ware 17pts in place of JC who blew out a knee, who was replaced by West who pulled a hammy. The Cats team has been described as a “combination of Fergie and Jesus.” This writer agrees.
Grid continues to look like the first “Lucky Bastard” back-to-back winner, crushing team Pigg. 108-86. GRID starters are an awesome group! Hopefully there will be injuries, because his bench is as scary as DSVP’s starters (not scary). Pigg is still in this at one game back with two to go (predictions to follow).
LO continues to sliiiiiiiddeee, losing 82-100 to surging TSMYTDs. Despite a -2 from Romo, TSMYTDS takes the W with great games from Megatron and the Bengals D. LO continues to struggle at RB with various injuries. This victory and the TBIAC loss puts Tanner in sole possession of first place in the “short bus” division.
DSVP 74- DFUN 82. 29 from AP puts DFUN in the lottery of the “winners bracket”. 4-8 puts DSVP as the biggest long shot for the winners bracket this year. I’d do the math but, seriously, why waste the time!!
The Commish and the humble writer of this Pulitzer Prize Blog nominee sat down with NASA and MIT Mathematics Dept and came up with a rock-solid prediction for the last two weeks leading into the playoffs. Warning- this could be shocking news to some teams (DSVP). Please look at it responsibly……
This would put the Cats at #1 vs. DFUN and TBIAC vs Grid in a back to back rematch. Losers division goes like this… Losers, no one cares.
