Two close games and two beat downs. Things happened in week 3 that could only be explained by angry FFL Gods or just the “end of times” are nigh. A backup nobody RB (Freeman) goes for 37, a has-been (C2K) scores twice, a millionaire cologne/underwear thief (Randle) steals 27 and an old old man (S. Smith) hits 30! J Charles gets held down by his head coach (moron Andy Reid), Big Ben went down with a knee injury, trade-rape (J. Jones) hits 19, and the “Beast-mode” goes “Bitch-mode” with 1. This reporter is not sure if anything cleared up this week or if this thing is still up in the air (being 0-3, I believe it’s still up in the air).
The Beatdowns-
TBIAC 110- 84 DSVP. Penner drops to 0-3 behind CJ Anderson’s continued decline and J Maclin on the pine with 20 (though in his defense, a KC WR catching a TD hadn’t happened in 18 games under the drunk bus-driver of a QB A Smith). The Capt obviously has been reading the blog and finally benched S Bradford (now trade me A Brown) for the ageless wonder C Palmer 18 (good luck with him being healthy, he wears a Life-Alert bracelet). 20 from Gore and a monster 28pt game from R Cobb finished off the the winless bitches……sorry….. Pugs.
PIGG destroys TSMYTDs, 148-88. Luck goes for 16 (a great game for him this season) and Fitz with 25 was all the TSMYTD’S coach gave his team this week. Cam Newton 25 and Ingram 15 on the bench wouldn’t have helped under the PIG-NADO storm of the century! Raaaawwwwwddddjjjjaaaaasss hits 34, Randle shoplifted 27, (good luck on that happening again), and the age-less wonder S Smith 30. B Marshall 14, K with 16 and D Thomas at 13 made this matchup look like it happened on Mason Vergers farm. (clue- Hannibal Lecter) not pretty!
Ceiling Cats get starter-raped by the KC Chiefs and the collusion of our “commish” (we need to vote on this position soon. Seriously, he is a menace). After a text from our “leader” LO picks up D Freeman 37 and C2K 27 at the last second, leaving number 1overall pick E Lacey on the bench. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds like someone has inside knowlege. This game is under league review, and the Cats firmly believe they will be victorious upon full disclosure (it’s not under review, we don’t have a review policy, and I hate DFUN). Maybe this is payback for the week 1 shoot out that LO lost 143-121. I don’t know, but I do know the Cats were robbed, I think we can all agree on that. Can’t we………
And now to the only bright shiny light so far in this FFL season, DFUN 99- GRID 97!!!
GRID was a 35 point favorite to start the weekend until a K and trade-rape J Jones came along Sunday night to hand the defending champ (still under review, see above disclaimer) his first heart breaking loss. Gronk only had 10, ODB and Hopkins combine for 29. As we have seen before (DSVP) when your K is the high score, your in trouble, Gostkowski 17. But despite Marshawn’s 1 pt disappointment (might want to think trade, Cats have about ten fabulous RB’s) GRID went into Monday night with an insurmountable 26 point lead with only the above K and trade-raper Jones left to play. Being an impartial newsman, I kept GRID and his soon to be fired group of FFL analytic experts updated on each catch and field goal. I can only assume he was busy interviewing a new set of fantasy nerds to do his bidding and was unable to reply to my texts. We will just say “no comment” from GRID.
EAST- DFUN 3-0 GRID 2-1 LO 1-2 CATS 0-3
WEST- TBIAC 2-1 PIGG 2-1 TSMYTD’S 2-1 DSVP 0-3
Next week we will get into the numbers. Let’s just say, as usual, there are inconsistencies (poor LO, lucky-ass DFUN)!
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